Hello all, I am the television
I’ve seen it all from my position
So sit and relax, let’s take a break
Watch a commercial about t-bone steak!
Television is wonderful, don’t you think?
You can watch it for hours until you stink.
But why should you bathe? The next show began!
Sit and watch more, forget your plans.
Here’s a show about little people!
Here’s a show about Children as well!
Don’t watch for long or you’ll go to hell.
You can see anything on tv!
Even shows about heart surgery.
"But we don’t-"
You can watch shows about cars and planes
I like to watch blood run down the drain.
Isn’t it wonderful how tv can be your guide
maybe tv will even help you survive
Because when the apocalypse finally comes
no one will be prepared or ready to run
Tv is great and good to use
The holocaust was what killed the jews
Commercials are made to sell you things,
like soap and drinks and fairy wings
If you like movies they play on the tv
your mind will rot and so will your body
It’s all a lie.
I’ve sang my song now what do you say?
Will the sun shine another day?
Or will the darkness swallow the light and destroy
all remaining life on earth as we know it. The end
is near and we are powerless to halt the coming
destruction. The living will cower in holes as the
light is extinguished and disease settles over the
writhing corpses and rotting flesh of the world
that once flourished with life. There will be no
more happiness. Only sadness and death. Death comes
to us all. There is no future, there is no past.
There is only the end.